Always wanted to know how to make the perfect toasted cheese sandwich? Well follow these 5 easy steps and your sandwich won’t become the laughing stock of the town.

Step One

• Prepare self and ingredients – be sure to check use by dates on the ingredients you are using
• Pre-heat the oven at a low temperature
• Cut the cheese to a reasonable size that would fit on the bread
• Carefully put the second slice of bread firmly on top of the cheese
• Once finished this stage your sandwich should look something like this
• WARNING: If your sandwich dose not look anything like the image below then give up! I mean how can you go wrong?

Step Two

• Place the bread with cheese ontop nicely into the oven
• Before you put this in the oven i will let you into a secret – if you tap the top of your bread twice it will protect it from turning into a frog when it is finished
• WARNING: This is a real safety hazard – make sure your hands are far away from hot metal bits in the oven or you may become toasted!

Step Three

• During its time in the oven you should pick out your best bowl and knife and fork
• When your sandwich looks like its toasted to YOUR liking you should take it out of the oven and place in a cool place to cool down for around 5 hours or so
• WARNING: To avoid any burning or injuries when taking your ever so great TOASTED CHEESE SANDWICH out of the oven, be sure to equip yourself with oven gloves – if you are mentally retarded the image below is a picture of over gloves

Step Four

• Once you have removed your sandwich it should look more or less like this: 
• Once it has cooled down to a bearable heat then carefully place it onto your bowl which should be placed somewhere in between a knife and fork

Step Five

• You have now finished your snack
• now you can dig in and ENJOY

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