More Humor
published by talat mehmood on Dec 21, 2011
Three selected jokes. There must be local versions but I quote those here as they reached me.
- A blind man walked into a restaurant and the waiter, who is also the owner handed him a menu. “I’m sorry sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me some dirty forks from the previous customers, I’ll smell it and order from there.”
A little confused, the owner went to the dirty dish pile and picks up a set of greasy forks, and put them on blind man’s table.
The blind man put the forks to his nose and took a deep breath. “Ah, yes that’s what I’ll have, Steak, beans and mashed potatoes.” Unbelievable, the owner said to himself as he went to the kitchen.
The cook was the owner’s wife and he told her what had just happened. The blind man ate his meal and leaves.
Several days later the blind man returned and the owner mistakenly brought him a menu again. “Sir, remember me? I’m the blind man.”
”I’m sorry, I didn’t recognize you. I’ll go get you a set of dirty forks.” After a deep breath, the blind man smell the forks and said, “That smells great, I’ll take the meat balls with spaghatti, cheese and broccoli.”
Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thought the blind man was screwing around with him and told his wife that the next time the blind man comes in, he’s going to test him. The blind man ate and left.
He returned the following week, but this time the owner saw him coming and ran to the kitchen.
He told his wife, “Mary rub this fork around your vagina before I take it to the blind man.” Mary complied and gave the fork back. As the blind man walked in and sat down, the owner was ready and waiting.
”Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the set of forks ready for you.”
The blind man put the forks one by one to his nose, stopped at mary’s fork, took a deep breath and said, “Hey I didn’t know that Mary is working here!”
# 1 by talat mehmood
December 21st, 2011 at 10:58 am #
Fresh Joke !